By Joshua Gillin
St. Petersburg Times
Once upon a time ó in fact, just last year ó we tried to crown the strangest celebri-baby name of the year. But with so many choices in 2008, it would be like trying to pick out a needle in a stack of needles.
So here comes the audience participation part of the show! Match the unfortunate child with his or her celebrity parents.
There’s no winner here, because these poor tykes are already being judged by everyone, if not by name, then by lineage.
Hey, they’re just kids, right?
A. Honor Marie
B. Bronx Mowgli
C. Harlow Winter
D. Jagger Joseph Blue
E. Levi Alves
F. Maddie Briann
G. Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline
H. Naviyd Ely
I. Max Liron
J. Sunday Rose
K. Parker Foster
1. Usher and Tameka Foster
2. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
3. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz
4. Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman
5. Jessica Alba and Cash Warren
6. Soleil Moon Frye and Jason Goldberg
7. Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves
8. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
9. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
10. Clay Aiken and Jaymes Foster
11. Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge
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Answers: A-5; B-3; C-9; D-6; E-7; F-11; G-8; H-1; I-4; J-2; K-10.